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Okay, so another "visionary leader" gets appointed. Musawakhe Makhunga, now officially CEO... Okay, so another "visionary leader" gets appointed. Musawakhe Makhunga, now officially CEO of the Johannesburg Property Company (JPC). They're slinging around words like "inclusive city" and "tangible value." Give me a break.
I'm reading this PR release about Makhunga, and honestly, it's making my teeth itch. “A stronger and more inclusive city"? I've heard that song and dance before. New face, same old story. Politicians and CEOs patting themselves on the back while the actual city crumbles.
The article boasts about Makhunga being recognized as one of South Africa’s Top 100 Public Sector Leaders. Okay, cool. But what does that actually mean for the average person trying to navigate the potholes and power outages in Joburg? Did they ask the residents what they though? I doubt it.
The "Achievements"
Let's dig into these "achievements." The "Office Space Optimisation Strategy" – relocating staff to modern offices. Sounds great, right? But it was "about more than buildings"? Oh really? It was about "ensuring our employees have safe, healthy, and productive work environments." Yeah, yeah, I'm sure the increased commute time and disruption didn't affect morale at all. It was about optics, plain and simple.
And then there's the "restoration of neglected municipal buildings." Kliptown, the birthplace of the Freedom Charter, gets some attention. Good. It should. But is it just a fresh coat of paint and a photo op, or are they actually addressing the systemic issues that led to the neglect in the first place? I'm betting on the former.
Leadership... or Lip Service?
Makhunga says, "If we look after our people, they will look after the City." Sounds nice. But how about looking after the residents of the city? The ones who are actually paying the taxes that fund this whole operation? Are they getting the same level of care and attention? Don't hold your breath.
This whole thing reminds me of that one time I tried to fix my car with duct tape and hope. It looked okay from a distance, but under the hood, it was still a disaster. That's Joburg, baby. A fresh coat of PR paint can't hide the rot underneath.
Oh, and get this: the article is written by Sascha-Lee Joseph. Is that a real person, or another AI bot churning out feel-good stories? Hard to tell these days, ain't it?
I almost forgot, I got asked if I was a robot when I tried to read another article about South Africa. Maybe they're onto something... Maybe we are all just robots, mindlessly consuming the endless stream of garbage news.
I mean, what's even the point of all this? Makhunga seems like a decent guy, offcourse. But the system is rigged. The bureaucracy is a black hole. Can one person, even with the best intentions, actually make a difference? I honestly don't know. Maybe I'm just cynical.
So, What's the Real Story?
It's the same old song and dance. New face, same broken system. Don't expect anything to actually change.

